I can’t think
about David Letterman – whose “Late
Show” debuted on CBS 16 years ago today – without also thinking about my
Aunt Barbara.
She despised the
man.
I’m exaggerating
– but only slightly. Barbara did find Letterman exasperating.
Yet she watched
his show every night.
I know this
because when I was growing up, it seemed like every time I saw
Barbara, she was carping about David Letterman.
Barbara was my
mom’s older sister, and though they had many things in common – both shared a
love for decorating and prized a clean home – they were opposites
temperamentally.
Where Mom was
meek, Barbara was bold.
Where Mom was
quiet and nonjudgmental, Barbara was loud and opinionated.
If Mom was Edith
Bunker, Barbara was Maude Findlay.
When Mom and I
visited my grandmother on Sunday afternoons, we often arrived to find Barbara
already there. The four of us would sit around chatting, and inevitably the
conversation would turn to television.
Barbara watched
a lot of it – one reason why I liked her so much.
Though she
disdained a lot of people on TV – a frequent target was J.C. Hayward, a local
newscaster whom Barbara felt wore too much eye makeup – she reserved most of
her contempt for Letterman.
This was during
Letterman’s heyday in the 1980s, before he moved from NBC to CBS, when his humor
was at its edgiest and most inventive.
I can still
picture Barbara on my grandmother’s faded green love seat – glasses perched
atop her head, a cigarette burning between her fingers – holding court as she
railed about the silly stunts Letterman had pulled on his show during the
previous week.
The Velcro suit,
the Monkey-Cam, the watermelon toss from the roof – Barbara saw – and griped –
about them all.
Her descriptions
of Letterman’s antics were utterly comical.
Her brow would
furrow, her face would redden and her voice would rise. “I just don’t
understand why people watch him,” she’d wail – the irony of that statement lost
on her.
Eventually, I
decided I wanted to see what all the fuss was about, so during the summer of
’85, when I was 11, I began staying up to watch Letterman.
I fell in love
with his sense of the absurd, and remain a fan to this day.
As for Barbara,
I never got to ask her why she continued to tune in – night after night – when
she found his show so bewildering.
She passed away
a few years ago, so I guess I’ll never know.
Sometimes I
wonder if she didn’t watch just so she could amuse Mom and me during those
Sunday afternoon visits to my grandmother.
This much I do
know: Letterman would have loved Aunt Barbara.
He would have
gotten a kick out of her reaction to him and his show, and I know he would have
enjoyed sparring with her.
Barbara would be
loathe to admit it, but I bet she would have loved it, too.
From
the Pages of TV Guide
Also airing Aug.
30, 1993:
8 PM FOX MOVIE (CC) – Drama 2:00
Romance and
violence punctuate “Bonnie & Clyde: The True Story,” a 1992 TV-movie spun
around the liaison of Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow (Tracey Needham, Dana
Ashbrook), on a crime spree in the ’30s. (Repeat)
Supporting Cast
Ted Hinton …
Doug Savant
Mrs. Parker …
Betty Buckley
W.D. Jones …
Billy Morrissette
Buck Barrow …
Michael Bowen
Blanche Barrow …
Michelle Joyner
9 PM ABC MISSING PERSONS (CC) – Drama 2:00
Debut: Daniel J. Travanti plays Lt. Ray McAuliffe, the head of a
diverse team of Chicago police officers specializing in missing persons. In the
opener, Off. Bobby Davidson (Erik King) searches for a missing law student.
Guest Cast
Vera Waleski …
Denise Baske
Dana Goldman …
Greta Lind
Mr. Rudolph …
Byrne Piven
Natalie Rudolph
… Marge Kotlisky
10 PM CBS NORTHERN EXPOSURE (CC) 1:00
The arrival of a
prize truffle-hunting pig and the onslaught of mosquitoes signal springtime in
Cicely. The warming season also finds Holling (John Cullum) obsessed with the
urge to plant something and Maggie (Janine Turner) testing her new-found
healing powers. Shelly: Cynthia Geary. Ivory: Ralph P. Martin. Joel: Rob
Morrow. Chris: John Corbett. (Repeat)
11:35 NBC TONIGHT (CC) 1:00
Scheduled: Garth
Brooks, Luke Perry. Jay Leno, bandleader Branford Marsalis.
12:35 NBC DAVID LETTERMAN 1:00
The first ten
episodes of the talk show are repeated over the next two weeks. First up: the
1982 opener with Bill Murray.
SYNDICATED ARSENIO HALL (CC) 1:00
Scheduled: Don
Johnson, k.d. lang. (Repeat)
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